EVERY TIME I WHISTLE HE MAKES THIS FUCKIGN FACE OH MY GOD HLEP;
(Source: ollivander, via enlan)
EVERY TIME I WHISTLE HE MAKES THIS FUCKIGN FACE OH MY GOD HLEP;
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i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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i think everyone should automatically have a hot body after a certain age i feel like im a caterpillar stuck in the cocoon and i want my fuckign wings god dammit
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